I Know it Doesn’t Seem so Fair…

December 12, 2009 by lonerdottierebel

…But I’ll send you a postcard when I get there.

And so it begins.

Melbourne.

See you in 8 weeks. And by you, I’m not sure who/what I mean.

Bunnings gave us all knife blocks for Christmas. So awesome.

Yo yo yo Yoda.

December 9, 2009 by lonerdottierebel

CLEEK EET!

3 days!

The Training Wheels Come Off Your Bike…

December 2, 2009 by lonerdottierebel

You start to notice boys you like.

The 2012 Olympics logo looks like Lisa Simpson giving head.

America, FUCK YEAH!

December 2, 2009 by lonerdottierebel

10 days.

OH

EM

GEE!

I Come Back Stronger than a Powered up Pac-Man

November 16, 2009 by lonerdottierebel

I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW, I’m terrible. Update time because I really need to stop moping and this will preoccupy me for a few minutes. And I really need to clear out all these bookmarks. Gah.

Awesome photobombs:

Lolz at Daniel Craig being a ped behind Taylor Swift.

Woman eats entire cutlery set.

Texta/Marker masked burglars.

Fresh Prince of Hot Air.

17 Best Celebrity PhotoBombs (Dave Grohl and Michael Cera are winners).

This ad is cute, mainly because it has a tiny pony talking in a deep voice.

November 11, 2009 by lonerdottierebel

I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. There would never be an escalator temporarily out of order sign, only an escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.

I love Mitch Hedberg

How Good it is to See You

November 3, 2009 by lonerdottierebel

I really need to get back into posting here, I used to enjoy it but I just haven’t had the time for it.

Since the last time I produced a proper post, I have:

  • lost more weight (well actually I’ve gained weight but I look like I’ve lost weight)
  • booked a bunch more hotels and trains and buses
  • picked up my actual ticket thingies for my flights
  • been to the dentist twice
  • become even more saddened by the human race
  • lied far too much
  • done too many silly things
  • eaten too much crap
  • offended too many people
  • become an official Bunnings Team Member (Mile End Represent!)
  • listened to the entire Foo Fighters catalogue approximately 5 times
  • finished the Philip K. Dick book
  • gotten really behind on my uni work
  • funnily enough done very well at uni
  • bought a coffee dripilator
  • slept

And now, that last one, I shall reenact for you, RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW - LIVE!

I’ll See you All at Okie Dogs

October 29, 2009 by lonerdottierebel

My visa waiver has been approved and I am now authorised to enter the United States.

SUCKED IN EVERYONE, I’VE GOT PERMISSION.

Kill Me Quickly

October 12, 2009 by lonerdottierebel

Every time Pink or Nickelback come on at the gym I die a little inside.

Okay, actually, I die a lot inside.

Just Because You’re Paranoid Don’t Mean They’re Not After You

October 4, 2009 by lonerdottierebel