I’ll See you All at Okie Dogs

My visa waiver has been approved and I am now authorised to enter the United States.

SUCKED IN EVERYONE, I’VE GOT PERMISSION.

Kill Me Quickly

Every time Pink or Nickelback come on at the gym I die a little inside.

Okay, actually, I die a lot inside.

Just Because You’re Paranoid Don’t Mean They’re Not After You

Video with amazing dogs doing funny things.

A hotel room covered in melted cheese? Ew ew ew.

Google camera car wants some In-N-Out, but don’t we all?

Big Macs in Australia are 20% smaller than in other countries. What a gyp.

The Dark Night of the Soul

In a real dark night of the soul it is always three o’clock in the morning, day after day.
- F. Scott Fitzgerald