I Come Back Stronger than a Powered up Pac-Man

I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW, I’m terrible. Update time because I really need to stop moping and this will preoccupy me for a few minutes. And I really need to clear out all these bookmarks. Gah.

Awesome photobombs:

Lolz at Daniel Craig being a ped behind Taylor Swift.

Woman eats entire cutlery set.

Texta/Marker masked burglars.

Fresh Prince of Hot Air.

17 Best Celebrity PhotoBombs (Dave Grohl and Michael Cera are winners).

This ad is cute, mainly because it has a tiny pony talking in a deep voice.

I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. There would never be an escalator temporarily out of order sign, only an escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.

I love Mitch Hedberg

How Good it is to See You

I really need to get back into posting here, I used to enjoy it but I just haven’t had the time for it.

Since the last time I produced a proper post, I have:

• lost more weight (well actually I’ve gained weight but I look like I’ve lost weight)
• booked a bunch more hotels and trains and buses
• picked up my actual ticket thingies for my flights
• been to the dentist twice
• become even more saddened by the human race
• lied far too much
• done too many silly things
• eaten too much crap
• offended too many people
• become an official Bunnings Team Member (Mile End Represent!)
• listened to the entire Foo Fighters catalogue approximately 5 times
• finished the Philip K. Dick book
• gotten really behind on my uni work
• funnily enough done very well at uni
• bought a coffee dripilator
• slept

And now, that last one, I shall reenact for you, RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW - LIVE!

I’ll See you All at Okie Dogs

My visa waiver has been approved and I am now authorised to enter the United States.

SUCKED IN EVERYONE, I’VE GOT PERMISSION.

Kill Me Quickly

Every time Pink or Nickelback come on at the gym I die a little inside.

Okay, actually, I die a lot inside.

Just Because You’re Paranoid Don’t Mean They’re Not After You

Video with amazing dogs doing funny things.

A hotel room covered in melted cheese? Ew ew ew.

Google camera car wants some In-N-Out, but don’t we all?

Big Macs in Australia are 20% smaller than in other countries. What a gyp.

The Dark Night of the Soul

In a real dark night of the soul it is always three o’clock in the morning, day after day.
- F. Scott Fitzgerald

Another one Bites the Dust

Last week, dust from Alice Springs (the middle of Australia) blew across creating epic dust storms in some eastern cities, such as Brisbane and Sydney.

This resulted in some amazing photos, as well as a huge amount of chaos.

Oh I Remember Halloween

I’ve been trying to figure out what to go to Leia’s halloween party as. http://www.wtfcostumes.com/ is really good. I had some laughs looking through that website.

My favourite:

I think I might do some sort of variation of this, however:

Seems simple enough.

Or I could just do what all other girls do and go as a slut.

Last Night on the Mass Pike…

I am so slack. This is me:

I am on holidays at the moment, which is awesome, and I don’t have too much work to do over the break. I get 2.5 weeks off (.5 because my last class was on a Tuesday, and the teacher told me I’m too awesome to have to go to Thursday class and not to bother. Yes, that is exactly what he said). So I had the last week off, but really my break only start today. WICKED.

Girls are stupid. Especially ones in Adelaide. I find it entertaining when Adelaide news becomes big/worldwide news.

It’s less than 3 months (almost 2) until my trip. Eeee! Insanity. I am SO excited.

Out of all the stupid Kanye West nonsense, this was my favourite:

People suck. Kanye West is an ass, it is hilarious, it’s what he does. That, and then apologise awkwardly for his episodes. Why everyone made such a big deal of it, I do not know.

Signs are fun.

And I’m still fairly certain Lady Gaga is a man.

And a retarded man, at that.

I found this advertisement funny, and bookmarked the image to post here…I don’t remember why I found it funny…

ROBOCOP CHICKEN. NOM NOM NOM.

SOMEONE hates white people.

I’m going to the zoo on Thursday with Hannah! Woo! I haven’t been to the zoo since I was 13 (so I’m told), and I apparently went with mumsy, Lena and Phoebe for my Birthday. We got hot chips/fries and then went to the pancake kitchen after. And I remember absolutely none of that. 13 = the first year repressed. Good times. Wish I remembered that.

I’m sleepy, ready for bed, in bed, ready for sleep, but I have more junk to post. Because you totally care. You? Who? What? Shut up, leave me alone. I talk to myself. Talk, type, same thing.

Arh, I’m so EXCITED!!!!!!!!