I really need to get back into posting here, I used to enjoy it but I just haven’t had the time for it.

Since the last time I produced a proper post, I have:

• lost more weight (well actually I’ve gained weight but I look like I’ve lost weight)
• booked a bunch more hotels and trains and buses
• picked up my actual ticket thingies for my flights
• been to the dentist twice
• become even more saddened by the human race
• lied far too much
• done too many silly things
• eaten too much crap
• offended too many people
• become an official Bunnings Team Member (Mile End Represent!)
• listened to the entire Foo Fighters catalogue approximately 5 times
• finished the Philip K. Dick book
• gotten really behind on my uni work
• funnily enough done very well at uni
• bought a coffee dripilator
• slept

And now, that last one, I shall reenact for you, RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW - LIVE!

My visa waiver has been approved and I am now authorised to enter the United States.

SUCKED IN EVERYONE, I’VE GOT PERMISSION.

Every time Pink or Nickelback come on at the gym I die a little inside.

Okay, actually, I die a lot inside.

Video with amazing dogs doing funny things.

A hotel room covered in melted cheese? Ew ew ew.

Google camera car wants some In-N-Out, but don’t we all?

Big Macs in Australia are 20% smaller than in other countries. What a gyp.

In a real dark night of the soul it is always three o’clock in the morning, day after day.
- F. Scott Fitzgerald

Last week, dust from Alice Springs (the middle of Australia) blew across creating epic dust storms in some eastern cities, such as Brisbane and Sydney.

This resulted in some amazing photos, as well as a huge amount of chaos.

I’ve been trying to figure out what to go to Leia’s halloween party as. http://www.wtfcostumes.com/ is really good. I had some laughs looking through that website.

My favourite:

I think I might do some sort of variation of this, however:

Seems simple enough.

Or I could just do what all other girls do and go as a slut.

I am so slack. This is me:

I am on holidays at the moment, which is awesome, and I don’t have too much work to do over the break. I get 2.5 weeks off (.5 because my last class was on a Tuesday, and the teacher told me I’m too awesome to have to go to Thursday class and not to bother. Yes, that is exactly what he said). So I had the last week off, but really my break only start today. WICKED.

Girls are stupid. Especially ones in Adelaide. I find it entertaining when Adelaide news becomes big/worldwide news.

It’s less than 3 months (almost 2) until my trip. Eeee! Insanity. I am SO excited.

Out of all the stupid Kanye West nonsense, this was my favourite:

People suck. Kanye West is an ass, it is hilarious, it’s what he does. That, and then apologise awkwardly for his episodes. Why everyone made such a big deal of it, I do not know.

Signs are fun.

And I’m still fairly certain Lady Gaga is a man.

And a retarded man, at that.

I found this advertisement funny, and bookmarked the image to post here…I don’t remember why I found it funny…

ROBOCOP CHICKEN. NOM NOM NOM.

SOMEONE hates white people.

I’m going to the zoo on Thursday with Hannah! Woo! I haven’t been to the zoo since I was 13 (so I’m told), and I apparently went with mumsy, Lena and Phoebe for my Birthday. We got hot chips/fries and then went to the pancake kitchen after. And I remember absolutely none of that. 13 = the first year repressed. Good times. Wish I remembered that.

I’m sleepy, ready for bed, in bed, ready for sleep, but I have more junk to post. Because you totally care. You? Who? What? Shut up, leave me alone. I talk to myself. Talk, type, same thing.

Arh, I’m so EXCITED!!!!!!!!

Salsa is awesome, but I hate the chunks. I dip stuff and then wipe all the chunks off, so gross. The chunks make me dislike salsa; totally put me off. Does anyone actually like the chunks? Okay, so apparently some people do. Why? I do not know. Weirdos. When I make burritos, I put the salsa through a sieve. Haha…pathetic. But I hate the chunks! SO much. I’m going to make my own God damn salsa. Fuck you, chunks. Smooth is where it’s at (although I do like chunky peanut butter).

I’m like this with a lot of things, though. I like everything pureed. I would eat most things, so long as they were in pureed form. When I make soup, I use a hand blender mooncher thingy on it for a couple of minutes to make sure it’s chunkless, and completely smooth. When I have pumpkin soup from a tin, I put it through a sieve to get rid of the onion chunks. I think a lot has to do with my onion phobia…God dammit I hate onion.

“Wow, she has even more crazy illnesses than you!”

- Thine brother.

Thanks, broseph, thanks.