That is all.

Am I Asking too Much to Keep you at Arms Length?

You Need A Hug

The only good Twitter ever. I know it’s old, since it’s gone viral. You can just picture him grumpily saying all this stuff.

Crows are super duper smart. I have some cool crow stories. For later.

The double down looks amazing. Click it.

Interesting stuff.

Bear attacks man for hoagie.

9 year old boy saves 12 year old girl from pitbull attack using a jujitsu choke hold.

Kowloon Walled City in China, home to 50, 000 people until it was demolished in 1993. Click it for more information. Fricking amazing.

I like this advertisement.

Good stuff right there.

Have They Forgotten

Neglected blog. I will update you properly one day, I am sorry…because you…totally have feelings.

Les Paul

Les Paul has died too. Hmph. He had a good run.

Fresh Prince of Belair

New Belair Road on the 196 this morning. Adelaide is so tiny it is hidden behind a scratch on the window. CAN YOU SEE IT?! Here you can.

The Cat With Two Heads

Kitty downloaded kiddie porn.

Old news, yo.

I Hope You’re Happy Now

Elvis Costello is touring Australia, going to a bunch of strange places, but of course, not Adelaide.

Fremantle

Melbourne

Hobart

Canberra

Sydney

Brisbane

What the hell, mang? Are you trying to make me cry?

This Photograph is Proof

Eraser – best MacBook cleaning utensil.

Robin and Alice took me to the Central Market for lunch on my birthday. This amused me for a long time.

My coffee comes with a spare cup because it’s so hot. Nick likes to play with it. He also likes to play with peoples’ rubbish. Today, he played with not only my spare cup, but my used coffee cup and Phil’s used coffee cup. Pretty sculpture. What a weirdo…

Boxing’s Been Good to Me

I just watched an amazing film called Boxing Day. It was supposedly all 3 shots, but there were hidden cuts. It was filmed in Elizabeth (South Australia) and was just…the most derro people ever. But it was really great. Incredible amateur acting.

Seriously…Elizabeth is derro. Sorry.