You WILL get Chlamydia, and Die

Currently listening to: Less Than Jake – Krazy Glue 

 

Lindsay Lohan looks like death.

I’m pretty sure she’s hooked up to an oxygen tank and is about to collapse forward or perhaps disintegrate and form a small pile of dust at the photographer’s feet.

 

Perhaps someone just opened the Arc in front of her.

 

 

 

Yeah, I think I’ll go with that.