Archive for December, 2008

Consolation Prizes

December 29, 2008

I always forget that conditioner is supposed to be left in the hair for a few minutes. Generally, I remember this after I begin trying to wash it out, and have great trouble because it’s so slippery.

My feet are so ticklish even I have trouble touching them. Particularly my left foot. People say it’s not possible to tickle oneself, but I swear my feet are an exception.

Every night before I get into bed I grab my torch and check the small space behind my bed to make sure there are no spoiders.

I will watch anything with Drake Bell.

Hottest ginge ever. Sorry, Nick. 

I drink chocolate milk from a martini glass.

My finger nails are all long except for two which are reserved for consumption.

I have an irrational fear of bananas and onions.

I hate making decisions. I find it extremely difficult as I am indecisive. I wish there was some sort of decision-making machine, aka my mother, ‘what should I wear today, mummeh?’.

Sometimes I wash my hands too often so I get a slight rash between my fingers.

I love bread.

I see faces in the dark, mainly out windows.

Savoury is better than sweet.

Cold is better than hot.

Trains are better than buses.


Run, Rudolf, Run

December 26, 2008

Here it is again, the bi-annual list of gifts. I usually make these posts private, I might change my mind. I also know I will have to add to this in a few days. I got way too much food. I don’t want food. Food is bad. Tanks all. Yes, I’m spoilt, but I don’t think I could be more appreciative.


  • Seinfeld – The Complete Series DVD Box Set
  • 2 Sets of Seinfeld Coasters

Father Christmas (AKA Mumsy)

  • 2 Pairs of Sussan Boxer Shorts
  • Green Smiggle Tape
  • Smiggle Set of 3 Delicious Fruit Scented Highlighters (Blue, Green and Purple)
  • Bracelet
  • Ditters Cashews
  • Ditters Macadamias
  • 2 Packets of Ditters Spicy Rice Crackers
  • Haigh’s Dark Chocolate Pastilles
  • Haigh’s Dark Chocolate Frogs


  • UBD Adelaide Compact Street Directory
  • Ocean’s 11 DVD
  • Legendary Heroes – George Clooney (Ocean’s Eleven and Three Kings DVD Set)
  • Back To The Future Tin DVD Case
  • Lava Lamp
  • Leopard Mask
  • Haigh’s Dark Chocolate Pastilles


  • Major Payne DVD
  • Nixon DVD
  • The Pick-up Artists DVD

Anna and Bumpharry

  • Small Mixture of Cashews and Spicy Rice Crackers
  • $100.00

Bumpy and Maa

  • $50.00

Mark and Em

  • $40.00


  • $50.00 BP Petrol Voucher

The Frickers

  • $30.00 Cheque

The Old Apartment

December 23, 2008

Currently listening to: Big Star – In the Street

I have plenty to write (BLAH) about, plenty of photos to post, anecdotes to tell, videos to share, but I’m so caught up with work. Yes, I got a job. HAH, you say? That’s right. Yes, I know. For the past fortnight I’ve been working in a full time retail position, temporarily. It’s rad, but that story is for later.

Waaaaaaah. 😦 Canada ❤

So yeah, I have stories and junk. Senseless. Mindless. Junk. But now I sleep.

Toodle bugs.

P.S. nothing makes me happier than unexpected visitors at work.

Here It Goes

December 17, 2008

Currently listening to: +44 – Baby, Come On



I still don’t understand.

Blood, Sex and Booze

December 12, 2008

Take Me Out to the SkyDome

December 8, 2008

Right now, I am meant to be here.

This sucks. Super sucks. Particularly this part. Sucks.

Searching for a Home, Via Chicago

December 2, 2008

Right now, I am meant to be here:

Why Did I Move to Southern California?

December 2, 2008

From a week ago until now, I was meant to be here: