Archive for June, 2009

Easy Lucky Free

June 27, 2009

More fortunes!

  • You will meet a new friend.
  • Judge not according to the appearance.
  • Every solution breeds new problems.
  • To forgive calls upon our love, to forget calls upon our strength.
  • Things are more like today than they ever have been before. (Well I guess that’s logical…)
  • You have a natural grace and a great consideration for others. (Aww, shucks.)
  • The greatest gift is love.
  • Men love with their eyes; women love with their ears. (Right…gross. That’s some strange sex.)

And the best one of the batch:

  • Don’t forget, you are always on our minds.

😐

WHO’S MINDS!? Creepy fortune cookie is stalking me.

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DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN (PAH PAH)

June 22, 2009

Hahahaha ohh poor Andrea…she’s not very attractive.

June 17, 2009

Blog views from someone searching ‘how to kill a stray cat that hangs around’. WINRAR!

Goodnight, Hollywood Blvd.

June 9, 2009

I finished season four of Beverly Hills, 90210 a few months ago, I’ve been meaning to be all boring and lame and write about it, because I think it was an excellent season. As great as the first three seasons were, season four really excelled. It was action packed! There were a few stupid novelty episodes that really make you think they’ve jumped the shark, but I think the point of the shark jumping is yet to come (ie. the departure of Brenda, and introduction of a new main protagonist, perhaps?). So yes, it was an excellent season, full of great story lines, very dramatic but not too over the top, so they almost jumped the shark, but didn’t quite get there.

EXAMPLES/HIGHLIGHTS:

  • Anti-Semitic addressing episode (one of the sororities hates Jews, and Andrea wears a Cross of David to piss them off/prove it. How sneaky).
  • Dylan gets carjacked and called a sucker by the jacker. Dylan then seeks comfort in buying guns and almost shoots Brandon when Brandon breaks into Dylan’s house to get a painting while Dylan is in the shower. 
  • Andrea turns down Yale, turns into a slut, gets knocked up by a Catholic and then marries him.
  • Brenda is a stupid drama queen and gets engaged after knowing the guy for 2 weeks. She then runs away from home (again), lives in a hotel for a while and they then try to elope to Vegas until they both realise Brenda is a dumb whore.
  • Brandon gets eaten up by a she-devil with red hair.
  • Dylan gets scammed by two con artists and a fake ranga sister who gets her first period in a public swimming pool. Gross.
  • David gets addicted to meth. He trips balls while babysitting his sister in the park, falls asleep and wakes up not knowing where she is. Hilarity. 
  • David is an ass to Donna and breaks up with her because she won’t put out. He’s ridiculously mean to her for not giving it up. It’s funny but oh so mean.
  • David steals dentist tablets from his father’s office, then later gets in trouble with the po po when he has a huge stash of meth and pills. Dylan convinces him to flush it all.
  • Brenda and Kelly hook up and meet the president. WHAT THE FRICK!?
  • Animal rights episodes.
  • Dylan punches Steve instead of Brandon. Lolz.
  • David makes Donna jealous by flirting with his blind piano teacher.
  • Homophobic addressing episode.
  • Some crazy bitch accuses Steve of rape and then tries to hang herself in the college theatre.
  • Brenda suddenly decides to move to London.

Awesome. Frick, I love this show.

(The Angels Wanna Wear My) [Red] Shoes

June 7, 2009

I love these shoes. Part of my recent $250 ‘hey let’s get clothes and boots for places like Toronto, Chicago and New York where I’ll freeze to death in my current wardrobe’ shopping spree. I couldn’t resist. $49.95 from Rubi Shoes. So pretty. I suck at walking, but I’ve mastered heels any smaller.