I’ll See you All at Okie Dogs

October 29, 2009

My visa waiver has been approved and I am now authorised to enter the United States.

SUCKED IN EVERYONE, I’VE GOT PERMISSION.

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Kill Me Quickly

October 12, 2009

Every time Pink or Nickelback come on at the gym I die a little inside.

Okay, actually, I die a lot inside.

Just Because You’re Paranoid Don’t Mean They’re Not After You

October 4, 2009

Video with amazing dogs doing funny things.

A hotel room covered in melted cheese? Ew ew ew.

Google camera car wants some In-N-Out, but don’t we all?

Big Macs in Australia are 20% smaller than in other countries. What a gyp.

The Dark Night of the Soul

October 3, 2009

In a real dark night of the soul it is always three o’clock in the morning, day after day.
– F. Scott Fitzgerald

Another one Bites the Dust

September 29, 2009

Last week, dust from Alice Springs (the middle of Australia) blew across creating epic dust storms in some eastern cities, such as Brisbane and Sydney.

This resulted in some amazing photos, as well as a huge amount of chaos.

Oh I Remember Halloween

September 29, 2009

I’ve been trying to figure out what to go to Leia’s halloween party as. http://www.wtfcostumes.com/ is really good. I had some laughs looking through that website.

My favourite:

I think I might do some sort of variation of this, however:

Seems simple enough.

Or I could just do what all other girls do and go as a slut.

Last Night on the Mass Pike…

September 29, 2009

I am so slack. This is me:

I am on holidays at the moment, which is awesome, and I don’t have too much work to do over the break. I get 2.5 weeks off (.5 because my last class was on a Tuesday, and the teacher told me I’m too awesome to have to go to Thursday class and not to bother. Yes, that is exactly what he said). So I had the last week off, but really my break only start today. WICKED.

Girls are stupid. Especially ones in Adelaide. I find it entertaining when Adelaide news becomes big/worldwide news.

It’s less than 3 months (almost 2) until my trip. Eeee! Insanity. I am SO excited.

Out of all the stupid Kanye West nonsense, this was my favourite:

People suck. Kanye West is an ass, it is hilarious, it’s what he does. That, and then apologise awkwardly for his episodes. Why everyone made such a big deal of it, I do not know.

Signs are fun.

And I’m still fairly certain Lady Gaga is a man.

And a retarded man, at that.

I found this advertisement funny, and bookmarked the image to post here…I don’t remember why I found it funny…

ROBOCOP CHICKEN. NOM NOM NOM.

SOMEONE hates white people.

I’m going to the zoo on Thursday with Hannah! Woo! I haven’t been to the zoo since I was 13 (so I’m told), and I apparently went with mumsy, Lena and Phoebe for my Birthday. We got hot chips/fries and then went to the pancake kitchen after. And I remember absolutely none of that. 13 = the first year repressed. Good times. Wish I remembered that.

I’m sleepy, ready for bed, in bed, ready for sleep, but I have more junk to post. Because you totally care. You? Who? What? Shut up, leave me alone. I talk to myself. Talk, type, same thing.

Arh, I’m so EXCITED!!!!!!!!

Hot Tamale

September 16, 2009

Salsa is awesome, but I hate the chunks. I dip stuff and then wipe all the chunks off, so gross. The chunks make me dislike salsa; totally put me off. Does anyone actually like the chunks? Okay, so apparently some people do. Why? I do not know. Weirdos. When I make burritos, I put the salsa through a sieve. Haha…pathetic. But I hate the chunks! SO much. I’m going to make my own God damn salsa. Fuck you, chunks. Smooth is where it’s at (although I do like chunky peanut butter).

I’m like this with a lot of things, though. I like everything pureed. I would eat most things, so long as they were in pureed form. When I make soup, I use a hand blender mooncher thingy on it for a couple of minutes to make sure it’s chunkless, and completely smooth. When I have pumpkin soup from a tin, I put it through a sieve to get rid of the onion chunks. I think a lot has to do with my onion phobia…God dammit I hate onion.

Little Sister

September 14, 2009

“Wow, she has even more crazy illnesses than you!”

– Thine brother.

Thanks, broseph, thanks.

September 9, 2009

That is all.