Squiggly

May 26, 2010

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Riot Dog

May 11, 2010

What an awesome dog. Click the picture to read.

Help, I’m Alive

April 27, 2010

Hey look, a post!!! I do still exist!

Not a physical…like…timber post. But here.

I Know it Doesn’t Seem so Fair…

December 12, 2009

…But I’ll send you a postcard when I get there.

And so it begins.

Melbourne.

See you in 8 weeks. And by you, I’m not sure who/what I mean.

Bunnings gave us all knife blocks for Christmas. So awesome.

Yo yo yo Yoda.

December 9, 2009

CLEEK EET!

3 days!

The Training Wheels Come Off Your Bike…

December 2, 2009

You start to notice boys you like.

The 2012 Olympics logo looks like Lisa Simpson giving head.

America, FUCK YEAH!

December 2, 2009

10 days.

OH

EM

GEE!

I Come Back Stronger than a Powered up Pac-Man

November 16, 2009

I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW, I’m terrible. Update time because I really need to stop moping and this will preoccupy me for a few minutes. And I really need to clear out all these bookmarks. Gah.

Awesome photobombs:

Lolz at Daniel Craig being a ped behind Taylor Swift.

Woman eats entire cutlery set.

Texta/Marker masked burglars.

Fresh Prince of Hot Air.

17 Best Celebrity PhotoBombs (Dave Grohl and Michael Cera are winners).

This ad is cute, mainly because it has a tiny pony talking in a deep voice.

November 11, 2009

I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. There would never be an escalator temporarily out of order sign, only an escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.

I love Mitch Hedberg

How Good it is to See You

November 3, 2009

I really need to get back into posting here, I used to enjoy it but I just haven’t had the time for it.

Since the last time I produced a proper post, I have:

  • lost more weight (well actually I’ve gained weight but I look like I’ve lost weight)
  • booked a bunch more hotels and trains and buses
  • picked up my actual ticket thingies for my flights
  • been to the dentist twice
  • become even more saddened by the human race
  • lied far too much
  • done too many silly things
  • eaten too much crap
  • offended too many people
  • become an official Bunnings Team Member (Mile End Represent!)
  • listened to the entire Foo Fighters catalogue approximately 5 times
  • finished the Philip K. Dick book
  • gotten really behind on my uni work
  • funnily enough done very well at uni
  • bought a coffee dripilator
  • slept

And now, that last one, I shall reenact for you, RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW – LIVE!